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Icelanders Celebrate in Style

kyle — Tue, 27 Jul 2010 16:51:38 +0000

This is exactly why soccer is the greatest sport out there:

Own-Goal Heaven

kyle — Thu, 08 Jul 2010 19:31:33 +0000

With the 2010 World Cup wrapping up, we’ve seen some great goals, perhaps none better than the blast by the Netherlands in the semifinals against Uruguay. Earlier in the club season, we saw an absolute beauty by Maicon. But no matter how big the stage, you will be hard pressed to find a more amazing goal than the following:

A freak carom off a teammate’s face from 30+ yards into your own goal? Stupefying. This goal happened during an Irish league match between Waterford United and Mervue United. Waterford went up 1-0 thanks to Mike Elwood, who might have been the best player on their team that day. Problem for Mike was that he plays for Mervue. Luckily, Waterford added two more goals to win 3-0. Still: ouch.

100 Greatest Movie Insults of All Time

kyle — Sat, 03 Jul 2010 17:10:10 +0000

Some great stuff here thanks. Full Metal Jacket could probably fill 15% of this project! Warning: language not for the kids or the weakly composed.

Movies Cited:

0’00 – Roxanne, Adventures of Priscilla Queen of the Desert, Gleaming the Cube, The Princess Bride, A Fish Called Wanda, Star Wars, The Wizard of Oz, Casino, Three Amigos, A Clockwork Orange

1’05 – Dolemite, Glengarry Glen Ross, Bad Santa, The Witches of Eastwick, The Big Lebowski, In Bruges, Full Metal Jacket, There Will Be Blood

2’05 – Toy Story, Casablanca, Encino Man, The Women, Predator, Army of Darkness, They Live, Uncle Buck, Big Trouble in Little China, New Jack City, Billy Madison

3’00 – Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, The Departed, Carlito’s Way, In the Loop, Glengarry Glen Ross, Stand By Me, Grosse Pointe Blank, Duck Soup, Caddyshack, Planes Trains & Automobiles

4’00 – South Park, Napoleon Dynamite, Mean Girls, The Breakfast Club, As Good as It Gets, The 6th Day, Step Brothers, O Brother Where Art Thou?, Full Metal Jacket, City Slickers, Road House, True Grit, Shot Circuit

5’00 – Raging Bull, The Usual Suspects, Snatch, Caddyshack, The Last Boy Scout, Ghostbusters, The Sandlot, As Good as It Gets

6’00 – 48 Hrs, In Bruges, Silver Streak, Glengarry Glen Ross, A Fish Called Wanda, Goodfellas, National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation, The Mist, Trading Places

7’00 – The Warriors, Point Break, Gangs of New York, Reservoir Dogs, The Breakfast Club, The Cowboys, Full Metal Jacket, Dodgeball, Donnie Darko, Scarface, The Good the Bad and the Ugly

8’00 – Anchorman, Tropic Thunder, Sexy Beast, In the Loop, Get Shorty, Blazing Saddles, The Way of the Gun, Blade: Trinity, Clerks, The Boondock Saints, The Exorcist, What About Bob?, Weird Science

9’00 – Con Air, True Romance, In the Loop, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Lake Placid, The Front, Gone with the Wind

Maicon Scores a Beauty

kyle — Thu, 29 Apr 2010 05:30:28 +0000

Defenders just aren’t supposed to have offensive skill like this. Maicon breaks a tie between Inter Milan and Juventus on April 16, 2010, with one of the best goals I’ve ever witnessed:

Dog Takes Dump on a Lot of Grass

kyle — Thu, 15 Apr 2010 05:12:02 +0000

This dog would not be detained. When you sense freedom and you really have to move your bowels, detainment is simply not an option.

Pranks, Math-Style

kyle — Thu, 08 Apr 2010 04:48:52 +0000

I can always appreciate when a learned man is unstuffy enough to enjoy a good prank. Whenever an old person rues the advance of technology, I can always think of these practical uses to counter their arguments.

How Not to Take a Penalty Shot

kyle — Thu, 08 Apr 2010 04:25:00 +0000

As the kids say, this shot was an epic fail:

Awe-Inducing Music Videos

kyle — Tue, 23 Mar 2010 20:36:42 +0000

These are some of the greatest music videos ever. Just starting to collect some of them, so check back for more and easier navigation. If there are videos you feel deserve a spot on the article, leave a message in the comments.

Michael Jackston – Thriller (1983)